Bill has Sinead licking her chops

By Andrew Bushe

DUBLIN — Singer Sinead O’Connor has called for an end to the Senate trial of President Bill Clinton and asks if impeachment means he will be turned into a peach — "If so – can I eat him?"

In a letter to the Irish Times, the London-based singer says she feel it is her duty in a starving world to help "prevent the American Senate from wasting money on this Bill Clinton nonsense any longer."

"There is no need for a trial. The man’s nose is growing longer and redder by the day.

"I swear to God — check it out. It’s Pinocchial. Case dismissed," she wrote.