February 16, 2011
By Staff Reporter
This is obviously the case on the Italian set of ?Ocean?s Twelve,? which features a roster of superstars, led by notorious pranksters George Clooney and Matt Damon.
European newspapers are reporting that Brad Pitt is so worried about getting punk?d (if you?ll excuse the MTV slang) by Clooney that he?s constantly on high alert. Damon told reporters that after he borrowed Brad?s suite for a week, he forgot to return the key for a couple of days. This made Brad verrrry suspicious, and gave him some sleepless nights.
?He had circles under his eyes,? laughed Damon. ?I was like, ?What?s going on?? and he goes, ?You don?t really get it.?? Like, duuuhhh.
?He goes, ?I?m checking the toilet for [plastic wrap] on the top, I?m looking for buckets of water over the doors.? ?
As a camping veteran, I would also suggest he check to see if there?s salt in the sugar bowl, Ben-Gay in his scanties or Cheez Whiz in his sneakers. (Hey, Brad, don?t say you weren?t warned.)
The alluring actor is determined to avoid being a victim of Clooney?s evil chicanery.
?[He told me] ?It takes me two and a half hours to get through my room to check for booby traps.? ? Which, when you think about it, is time better spent exchanging steamy emails with his most loyal fan . . .
In more Brad news, the doting hubby has bought his wife a yacht as a token of his affection. The