Dancing with appendicitis

A publicist for the Oscar-winning director says that the surgery was “not serious” and that his client was “recovering at his home in Los Angeles.”
Costner, whose career tanked after a series of flops (can you spell “Waterworld”?) will next be seen in “Dragonfly” opposite Kathy Bates. We can only hope that he doesn’t get all pensitive — a combination of his annoying “sensitive” and “pensive” mannerisms that have made is recent movies so awful. We say, let’s get the “Bull Durham” Kevin back — cheer up, man!