February 16, 2011
By Staff Reporter
According to the entertainment web site, www.iol.ie, the actor, who?s both a respectable father and an enthusiastic dater (yes, he?s a Gemini) lashed out during a junket for his latest film.
?It doesn?t take much to cause a fuss,? he growled. ?I got the title already, just by proxy to Ireland.?
Come again?
?You?re Irish in Los Angeles and you drink a couple of pints and you?re considered &*%$#@! edgy.?
Assuming he means ?proximity,? Colin probably has a point. Unfortunately, the title he mentioned is not the kind that comes with a championship belt like the one worn by a certain Mr. Flatley in ?Riverdance,? which would at least have comedic value. But gaining the title does involve having a belt or two. Or seven.
?It doesn?t take much to be a bad boy,? he conceded. ?I use bad language and I have casual sex and a few beers, and all of a sudden, I?m a bad boy.?
Yeah, baby!
Ahem.
Colin rightly pointed out that while he?s been known to sow a few wild oats, he?s far from evil. For jaysus? sake, he obviously watches the History Channel.
?I know I?m not [a bad boy],? he said. ?Hitler was a bad boy.? (See?)