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Mo’s racy new gig

February 16, 2011

By Staff Reporter

The former secretary of state for Northern Ireland has put her impressive negotiating skills to good use — as the new sex advice columnist for a British lad?s magazine. Instead of trying to convince politicians to get into bed together — so to speak — she?ll be offering her pearls of wisdom to readers who are contemplating similar arrangements.
The magazine?s editor, Paul Merrill, says that Mo was born to do this job.
?The standard of answers she has sent back shows that she was clearly wasted as a politician,? he enthused. ?I?m sure if Bill Clinton had consulted Mo . . . then the whole set-up of western politics could have been very different.?

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