Ozzfest for Offaly?

MTV’s most disfunctional family will gather in Ireland to celebrate the marriage of Ozzie’s eldest son, Louis, to his Irish fiancee, Louise Lennon. The couple will tie the knot at Kinnitty Castle in Birr on New Year’s Eve, in front of 200 guests. The family has rented the entire 37-bedroom mansion for the week leading up to the ceremony, which should give the goth king and his minions plenty of time to play dungeons and dragons.
The owners will no doubt have the place stocked with all the little necessities: linens, toiletries, bats, etc. It’s a safe bet that the whole thing will be preserved on film by the nice folks at MTV, so hey, Offaly: get ready for your close-up.