February 16, 2011
By Staff Reporter
DRUMROLL, PLEASE!
. . . a troupe of performing seals!
Just in case you think I?m being gratuitously witchy, please note that I didn?t come up with this equation. (Ask my high school chemistry teacher, and she?ll confirm it in a heartbeat.) This evaluation was made by no less an authority than the talent booker at ?The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.? So there.
It seems that Victoria and David were booked to appear on the show last week, but decided to cancel at the last minute. The official reason is that they were having too much darn fun on vacation in Marrakesh to haul their arses all the way to Los Angeles for the taping.
The ?Tonight Show? booker had to scramble at the last minute in order to find a suitable replacement. Naturally, they turned to the seasoned performers at the SeaWorld theme park. Sounds like a pretty even trade: Becks is probably better at balancing the balls on his nose, while I?d say the seals have the edge over Victoria when it comes to vocalizing. Hey: Damon Dash never fired an amphibian, right?