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What a drag it is getting old

February 16, 2011

By Staff Reporter

This year, critics have lambasted the band’s hip-hop remix of “Sympathy for the Devil.” And now, the guy can’t bat a wrinkled eyelid in the direction of a woman without being carved up (in the press) like Thanksgiving turkey.
Starlet Milla Jovovitch — who was only too happy to appear in Bono’s “Million Dollar Hotel” yuckfest — announced last week that Jagger had put the moves on her. The 27-year-old indignantly told reporters that she was disgusted at the thought of getting intimate with the granddaddy of geezer rock. As if!
Not to be outdone, former Miss Ireland Andrea Roche also went public with her own Jagger story this week. It seems that the feisty model, who now calls the shots at the Miss Ireland competition, ran into the desiccated rocker recently at a party in London. According to the Sunday Independent, the singer introduced himself to Andrea and proceeded to chat her up. Her response?
“I thought he was being really pervy,” she said.
No really, Andrea: speak your mind.
“He is just a wrinkly, old, unattractive man,” she sniffed. “I just walked away.” No word on what Mick thought of her.

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