February 16, 2011
By Staff Reporter
This story is a made-for-tabloid extravaganza: superstar athlete bills, coos and swears eternal devotion to his pop star wife and two adorable toddlers, then cheats on her with a legion of loose-lipped hussies. When they make the TV movie, I?m imagining Aston Kutcher as Becks (in blonde cornrows, natch) and Jessica Simpson as the marginally talented Posh — in a dark wig.
In an attempt to patch things up with his long-suffering wife, David is said to have dropped $1.5 million on a pink diamond sparkler to keep her sweet. This seems to be the high-end athlete?s version of chocolate and flowers. Kobe Bryant dropped $4 million on a pink diamond for his wife after reports of his infidelity surfaced. And after Ben Affleck got caught in a strip club, then-fianc